Friday, July 30, 2010

Out Of The Mouths of Moms

OutOfTheMouthsOfMoms

Join Mckmama and other mamas in Out Of The Mouths of Moms!

Here are some of the things I have caught myself saying lately:

* "Yes, you have a penis. No mommy does not have a penis, only boys have one. Yes, daddy is a boy. Yes I pretty sure!"

* "Please do not buckle the dog into the car seat!"

* While nursing Taylor- "Yes I am feeding your sister. No she is not eating my belly!"

* "Please go put some clothes on. Because people are coming over. OK at least go put some underwear on!

* "Timothy do you love daddy? Do you love mommy? Oh you love pizza more!"

* "Yes I heard your fart, but we don't have to announce it in public. Yes I know you just farted, but SHHHH! SHHHHHHH NOT NOW!

Do you see a reoccurring theme? Timothy is newly potty trained and has a new obsession! Such is the life with boys. I can't wait for Taylor to start talking. Lets here some of the things you have been saying lately!

3 comments:

Kylah Marro said...

My BF and I were just laughing so hard at this post because it sounds JUST like our house! We were in Target the other day there was a prim and proper mother with her 2 girls....our 3 year old had just farted so loud and screamed at the top of his lungs "GUYS I JUST FARTED, CAN YOU SMELL IT?!?"

One thing we say to him many times a day "Yes Zain we smell it"

nmassie218 said...

BWHAHAHAHA That is hilarious! That is his other new thing, he thinks that everytime he farts he has to announce it. The thing is we were checking in at the doctor and I was trying to talk, and he's over there yelling about farting. Atleast the nusrse thought it was funny!

Kylah Marro said...

ahhhh life with boyZ yesterday we were in the basement doing laundry and he asked me "Mom why do I fart all the time?....Oh Zain just because you are a boy ;o)

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